CHAPA, BOSWELL AND ORTEGA NO-SHOWS AT WILD REEZE PLAZA OLD-GUARD CORI MORRA BOOZE-O-RAMA CULT CONFAB!
BY RUFUS P. COALTRAIN
OCTOBER 25, 2011 EXCLUSIVE TO CHICKENBUCKETS.BLOGSPOT.COM
THIS REPORTER SECRETLY ATTENDED A WILD, BOOZE DRENCHED GATHERING OF HARLINGEN, TEXAS ELITIST OLD GUARD FOLLOWERS OF NEW WAVE CULT LEADER CORI MORRA AT THE REEZE PLAZA HOTEL AND CONVENTION CENTER IN DOWNTOWN HARLINGEN TUESDAY EVENING. MANY OF THE 200 OR SO OLD-GUARD SUPER STARS WERE IN ATTENDANCE AT THE E-MAIL INVITATION ONLY AFFAIR WHICH STARTED AT 4:30PM AND WOUND UP AT 10:30PM. SOME OF THE WELL KNOWN PSUEDO-SUGAR DADDY'S IN ATTENDANCE WERE FRANK BOGGIS, DAVIN ALLEX, LARRY GOLDBREATH, BILL DEBROKE, RUTHY UWERS, NICKY CONSUGERLIO, FRANK ZAPPA, BILL GOODWINS, TRELL BOHEMISH, TWODOOR FOGHORN, SHAMMY LEGHORN, RAINTREE WOOLAMB, CORKY MEDRANO, JR., AND OTHERS. ODDLY MISSING FROM THE MARATHON FOOD AND BOOZE BUGABOO WERE NEW OLD GUARD FIGURES TONY "BS" CHAPA AND HIS BUTLER JUAN "BOOM BOOM" ORTEGA. UNFORTUNATELY, AT THE PRECISE TIME THAT THIS LOVE FEST WAS BEING HELD, JUST TWO SHORT BLOCKS AWAY A CORI MORRA-LESS HARLINGEN CITY COMMISSION WAS HOLDING AN OFFICIAL MEETING TO DISCUSS TWO VERY IMPORTANT ISSUES OF CONCERN TO THE CITIZENS OF HARLINGEN, WHO ARE NEEDING JOBS OR WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR RETIREMENT BENEFITS. A 25 MILLION DOLLAR PROJECT WAS DISCUSSED IN DELICATE BUT CRUCIAL EXECUTIVE SESSION TALKS AND THE CITY EMPLOYEE RETIREMENT PROGRAM. AT PRECISELY 5:30PM NEW AGE GURU MORRA COULD HEAR THE SOUND OF WINE GLASSES TINKLING, BLOWHARDS BLOWING, AND BEJEWEL DECKED FLABBY JAWS YAPPING WHILE THE REST OF THE CITY COMMISSIONERS TOILED UNDER THE HOT LIGHTS OF THE HARLINGEN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CAMERA SPOTLIGHTS AT CITY HALL TO ABSOLVE THESE WEIGHTY ISSUES. ONE DIE-HARD MORRA CULT FOLLOWER STATED, "I WILL SUPPORT CORI AT ANY COST, THIS IS CLASS WARFARE, WE MUST PROTECT OUR LEADER, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN." THE EVENT WAS HELD OUTSIDE OF MORRA'S 3RD DISTRICT BOUNDARIES. MAYOR CHRIS BOSWELL COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR HIS COMMENTS ON THIS SPECTACLE BUT HE DID CHANNEL HIS SPIRIT TO THE EVENT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY ATTENDING THE CITY COUNCIL MEETING!
4 comments:
So commissioner Kori Marra, it was more important for you to be boozing it up with the "establishment" of Harlingen and for your own personal gain than to be doing your duty as you swore to do? Word is that daddy Boggus showed up long enough to drop off his "booty" and leave. I guess he didn't want to see you stumbling all over the place like the drunkard you are? Tudor Ulhorn, your statement in the VMS that KOri is liked, is total BS! You "establishment" bunch are nothing but hypocrites. You don't care about fairness in Harlingen. YOu only care about lining your pockets with green and maintaining that "order of color" in Harlingen. That's why we have nothing here to show off in the Valley. That's why the rest of the Valley is making a killing with getting name brand businesses drawing crowds and good sales tax returns. Kori brought the charges upon herself for she is nothing more than a drunkard trailer trash!
How about that dashing Nick Consigular in his black Italian mobster suit. It was kinda funny when one of Kori's supporters fell down on the street due to her drunkenness. Nick came to her rescue sweeping the damsel in distress and took her home. Thirty seconds later, an HPD police unit rolled by. Korea was yelling out, "That damn bitch-Yolanda Shofit will go down on me!"
Mr. WCM IV, Esquire, Kori might like it???
I am solicitous up the predicament in Syria!
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