"WHY WOULD CHAPA ASK JOE RUBIO?" QUESTIONS ROMAN POLANSKI, INTERNATIONAL MOVIE DIRECTOR!

"FUCK TONY CHAPA," HE SAID!

"I KNOW JOE RUBIO, JOE RUBIO IS A FRIEND OF MINE, AND YOU TONY CHAPA, ARE NO FRIEND OF JOE RUBIO'S, WHY THE HELL WOULD JOE RUBIO PROMOTE THE 2011 TONY CHAPA 4TH OF JULY CURE FOR HERPES TELETHON WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HERPES?"  RETORTED ROMAN POLANSKI, INTERNATIONAL MOVIE DIRECTOR!

TONY CHAPA, CHAIRMAN

"THE 2011 TONY CHAPA 4TH OF JULY CURE FOR HERPES TELETHON!"

"SCREW IT, I'M KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN, IT COULD GO EITHER WAY," SAID BIG JOE.