JOE RUBIO DECLINES OFFER TO HEAD UP TONY CHAPA 4TH OF JULY CURE FOR HERPES TELETHON!

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"WHY THE HELL SHOULD I GET INVOLVED, I DON'T EVEN HAVE HERPES," DEMANDED ACTIVIST JOSE RUBIO,  "SCREW CHAPA, WHAT'S HE EVER DONE FOR ME?" SHOUTED RUBIO, "GIVE ME A BACON SANDWICH WITH CHEESE, MUSTARD, OLIVE OIL, CATSUP, MAYONAISE, LETTUCE, PICKLE, AND LARD, ON WHOLE WHEAT BREAD WITH A DIET COKE TO GO, I'M IN A HURRY, DAMIT."