Monday, December 5, 2011

BREAKING NEWS-RUMORS SWIRLING THAT HARLINGEN CHIEF OF POLICE IS LOOKING!

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CHIEF TOM WHITTEN
ANONYMOUS SOURCES HAVE REPORTED THAT HARLINGEN CHIEF OF POLICE WHITTEN HAS APPLIED FOR A NEW POSITION IN UPSTATE TEXAS.  MORE NEWS AS IT IS REPORTED!
UPDATE:  IT APPEARS THE CITY OF INTEREST IS EL PASO!

1 comment:

Chili Parado R US said...

Whitten arrives and departs on the same flight that brought him in. He says I miss my mommy and my family back in Els Paso Ville. The fall guy is the ever popular Captain Kester as they prepare him for the lamb's slaughter on the current crime wave. Hooray for the new Texas Ranger riding in with his new little spur heels. Mini-B-Me Steve Mayor, the duplicator and replicator of every legend that has the only cajones to ride in Wild Fire or AKA Lumbre Afuera De Control has been promised to be the new replacement. But Changosville has a new player that could destroy the evil plan. Super Chano has been trying on new costumes that will deflect stupidity and mystify the crowd with the intelligence of a summa cum laude fart.