Big Joe Rubio Goes To Progresso, Mexico For Nose Ring!

BIG JOE RUBIO

Big Joe Rubio local private investigator and blowhard recently ventured to Progresso with the rest of the Winter Texans in search of a good bargain.  "I was looking for a solid sterling silver nose ring and I found just what I was looking for," exclaimed Mr. Rubio.  "The guy said it was sterling, but I noticed last night that it was turning green," said Big Joe.  Well Joe, green or silver it certainly suits you well, even when you are doing those undercover investigations.  I'm sure you won't be recognized!