EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS-Boswell May Agree To Go To Tent City And Give Speech!

HARLINGEN TENT CITY
(photo courtesy of Valley Morning Star)

Unofficial sources confirmed that Harlingen City Mayor, Chris Boswell, may move the cancelled "State Of The City" speech to the Harlingen Tent City site.  Handlers, for the Mayor, are at this very moment, according to un-named persons, engaged in delicate negotiations with the "Pope of Tent City," as seen above.  

"The logistics of this event will be a nightmare," unconfirmed sources state.  "We intend to feed and cloth all members of Tent City to bring them up to minimal standards so they can participate in this historical event," said Rufus McWorter of Harlingen Code Rangers.  "The menu for the free meal will consist of Mulligan Stew, cigarette butts, and Colt 45," refrained Horst Blinkner, "The Pope Of Tent City," as seen above.  

"I want to hear what the Mayor has to say,"  chimed in Millie "River City" Hernandez, as seen above.  "We got our rights, by God."

As of press time, no official comments have been made by Mayor Boswell, City Manager Yerena, City Attorney Controneo, City Secretary Trevino, Horst Blinkner, or Commissioner Prepejchal.  Reports state that they were all seen huddled together dining on fresh lobster and liverworst at the new Harlingen Country Club this noon hour.